"My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine."
— (via unlively)
"Oral sex is healthy. Ladies, don’t you ever stick with a guy who doesn’t go down on you. Cause guys who don’t lick pussy have bad genes and they will give you weak children with soft heads."
— Joe Rogan (via thisbitchisonfiiirre)